Bittersweet Forever • View topic

Kaybird · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:01 am

You know how it goes... you're chatting with someone, and somehow the conversation takes a wild turn, and the next thing you know, you're boozing it up in a bar on a Cancun beach, wearing your brother's swim trunks and someone elses' bikini top.

....okay, so not really. But you get the idea.

This is the thread for all those things we say, the type of things that either make ZERO sense whatsoever, or are too hilarious to pass up. They can be from the cbox, or from an aim chat with a fellow BSFer. Whatever it is, if you think it's funny, post it here! Kinda like a Texts From Last Night, only you weren't (maybe) actually drunk, and you are (probably) entirely in control of your mental faculties.

Here are the rules:

If you don't think someone will like something you've put up, don't put it up.
If you see something up that you'd rather not be up here, pm the person that posted it and ask them to remove it. If you are said person, please remove it.
Be funny!

On the count of three... ready... set... QUOTE!

Quote:

Shantel: still watng for m eyes to adjust gibe me a sex
Shantel: ifnore typos :(
Juli: I think I love this woman when she's still 90% asleep.

Quote:

Kaybirdii: Three words: THE GHETTO VOLTURI.
Kaybirdii: Or, as Rinne has coined, The GhettoTuri.
KimberleeShantel: LMFAO
KimberleeShantel: I have icons of heidi with all these HUGE black basketball players, acting gangsta
Kaybirdii: IT'S FATE.
KimberleeShantel: *nods*

Quote:

4:42:46 PM Kaybirdii: Teeheehee.
4:42:55 PM Kaybirdii: I don't know.
4:42:57 PM corinnesdagirl: NO
4:42:59 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:04 PM corinnesdagirl: NO
4:43:05 PM corinnesdagirl: NO
4:43:06 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:06 PM corinnesdagirl: NO
4:43:06 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:07 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:08 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:09 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:10 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:10 PM Kaybirdii: YES
4:43:10 PM corinnesdagirl: .....okay
4:43:13 PM Kaybirdii: YES....
4:43:14 PM Kaybirdii: NO.
4:43:14 PM corinnesdagirl: you win
4:43:19 PM corinnesdagirl: YES
4:43:21 PM corinnesdagirl: YES
4:43:22 PM corinnesdagirl: YES
4:43:22 PM Kaybirdii: NO YES NO.
4:43:23 PM corinnesdagirl: YES
4:43:24 PM corinnesdagirl: YES
4:43:26 PM corinnesdagirl: SI
4:43:29 PM Kaybirdii: APPLE SAAAAUUUUCCCCEEEEEE
4:43:33 PM corinnesdagirl: OUI
4:43:36 PM corinnesdagirl: HAI
4:43:40 PM Kaybirdii: BAI
4:43:44 PM Kaybirdii: *zooms away*
4:43:45 PM Kaybirdii: DUI
4:43:53 PM Kaybirdii: Like Driving Under the Influence.
4:43:54 PM corinnesdagirl: AHHHHHHHHHH
4:43:57 PM corinnesdagirl: OKAY
4:43:57 PM Kaybirdii: Snicker snicker.
4:44:05 PM corinnesdagirl: I AM UNDER THE INFLUENCE
4:44:08 PM Kaybirdii: GASP
4:44:10 PM Kaybirdii: GASP
4:44:12 PM corinnesdagirl: OF THE CAPSLOCK
4:44:17 PM Kaybirdii: BAD CAB DRIVER CORINNE, BAD
4:44:30 PM corinnesdagirl: THEY FIRED ME
4:44:35 PM corinnesdagirl: THAT IS WHY I AM DRUNK
4:44:36 PM corinnesdagirl: AND YELLING
4:44:37 PM Kaybirdii: Now your life is not in danger no more
4:44:38 PM corinnesdagirl: I AM MAD
4:44:39 PM Kaybirdii: Oh no!
4:44:41 PM corinnesdagirl: NOPE
4:44:47 PM Kaybirdii: Now you'll get killed by my enemies!
4:44:51 PM corinnesdagirl: YEAH
4:44:51 PM Kaybirdii: By the way, I lied.
4:44:57 PM corinnesdagirl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
4:45:01 PM Kaybirdii: I'm really from the Australian government.
4:45:04 PM Kaybirdii: My name is....
4:45:06 PM corinnesdagirl: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
4:45:12 PM Kaybirdii: Kayleigh O'Loughlin.
4:45:16 PM corinnesdagirl: REALLY NOW
4:45:18 PM Kaybirdii: YEP
4:45:28 PM corinnesdagirl: REALLY
4:45:30 PM Kaybirdii: YEP
4:45:33 PM Kaybirdii: WE HAS BABIES
4:45:39 PM corinnesdagirl: ...BUT WAIT
4:45:40 PM Kaybirdii: THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL
4:45:42 PM corinnesdagirl: I AM HIS WIFE
4:45:45 PM Kaybirdii: NO YOU'RE NOT
4:45:48 PM Kaybirdii: YOU'RE HUGH JACKMAN'S WIFE
4:45:54 PM corinnesdagirl: OH...WAIT
4:45:58 PM corinnesdagirl: I DON'T THINK OS
4:46:00 PM corinnesdagirl: *SO
4:46:04 PM Kaybirdii: OPERATING SYSTEM IS A GOOOOOOOOOO
4:46:06 PM corinnesdagirl: SHE IS BLONDE
4:46:11 PM Kaybirdii: SO ARE YOU
4:46:14 PM Kaybirdii: YOU DYED IT BACK
4:46:16 PM corinnesdagirl: NU UH
4:46:20 PM Kaybirdii: THAT'S WHY THERE'S HIGHLIGHTS LEFT OVER
4:46:23 PM corinnesdagirl: YOU ARE HIS WIFE, YOU ARE BLONDE
4:46:29 PM Kaybirdii: NO I'M NOT
4:46:34 PM corinnesdagirl: I AM ALEX'S WIFE
4:46:37 PM Kaybirdii: NO YOU'RE NOT
4:46:40 PM corinnesdagirl: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4:46:42 PM corinnesdagirl: AM TOO
4:46:43 PM Kaybirdii: HE'S MIIINE, ALLLL MIIIINE
4:46:49 PM corinnesdagirl: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER
4:46:49 PM Kaybirdii: FINE. I'M JENNI GARTHE.
4:47:07 PM corinnesdagirl: KAY
4:47:09 PM corinnesdagirl: THAT'S FINE
4:47:18 PM Kaybirdii: BUT IT'S AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP
4:47:25 PM Kaybirdii: I SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH ALEX TOO
4:47:28 PM corinnesdagirl: MINE AND ALEX'S ISN'T
4:47:33 PM corinnesdagirl: STAY AWAY FROM HIM
4:47:33 PM Kaybirdii: YES IT IS
4:47:37 PM corinnesdagirl: NO IT ISN
4:47:41 PM corinnesdagirl: 'T
4:47:41 PM Kaybirdii: YOUR HUBBY IS LYING TO YOOOOUUUUU
4:47:45 PM corinnesdagirl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4:47:48 PM corinnesdagirl: HE WOULD NEVER LIE
4:47:51 PM Kaybirdii: HE DOES, HE DOES
4:47:53 PM Kaybirdii: EVERY DAY
4:47:53 PM corinnesdagirl: HE LOVES ME TOO MUCH
4:47:59 PM Kaybirdii: EVERY SINGLE DAY

Shantel · **Posted:** Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:37 am

Heathyr loves my...WHAT!?

Quote:

(8:19:29 AM)KimberleeShantel: Have I told you lately that I love you more?
(8:20:42 AM) Heathyr: hmm no.
(8:21:27 AM) KimberleeShantel: I do. I love you more. *Snuggles*
(8:21:35 AM) Heathyr: awwwwwwww i love all your pink parts too!

Small things amuse simple minds like mine and Kay's.

Quote:

(8:30:18 AM) Kaybird: Let's dance!
(8:30:20 AM) Kaybird: Damnit.
(8:30:27 AM) Kaybird: Trying to get your status to reply.
(8:31:14 AM) Kaybird: LET'S DANCE
(8:31:14 AM) KimberleeShantel: [AUTO MESSAGE:] In bed :)
(8:31:18 AM) KimberleeShantel: LMAO
(8:31:20 AM) Kaybird: YES
(8:32:00 AM) Kaybird: It takes two to tango.
(8:32:00 AM) KimberleeShantel: [AUTO MESSAGE:] In bed :)
(8:32:06 AM) Kaybird: I like pie.
(8:32:06 AM) KimberleeShantel: [AUTO MESSAGE:] In bed :)
(8:33:51 AM) Kaybird: Zooming and booming.
(8:33:52 AM) KimberleeShantel: [AUTO MESSAGE:] In bed :)
(8:33:57 AM) Kaybird: *snickers*
(8:34:07 AM) kimberleeshantel LMAO
(8:34:13 AM) Kaybird: I'm so mature.
(8:34:14 AM) KimberleeShantel: [AUTO MESSAGE:] In bed :)
(8:34:43 AM) KimberleeShantel: -roars-

I'm not the only one that can't type in the morning!

Quote:

(9:48:21 AM) Juli: I would wear the Volturi bathroom -every- -day-.
(9:48:32 AM) Juli: ROBE.
(9:48:37 AM) Juli: BATHROBE.
(9:48:59 AM) Juli: Christ, can't type at 7:00am.

Heathyr · **Joined:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:47 am **Posts:** 30

Quote:

(12:57:18 AM) kimberleeshantel: That is why I love you
(12:57:28 AM) rosalienemmett: Not as much as I looove you
(12:57:41 AM) rosalienemmett: I still wanna marry you and start the lesbian nudist colony
(12:57:45 AM) kimberleeshantel: LMFAO
(12:57:48 AM) kimberleeshantel: That would be so awesome...
(12:58:01 AM) rosalienemmett: you, me and Lauren could be the leaders
(12:58:13 AM) kimberleeshantel: *Nods* everyone would have to worship us
(12:58:22 AM) rosalienemmett: we could have a lesbian mormon marriage
(12:58:30 AM) rosalienemmett: and wear headdresses and nothing else
(12:58:35 AM) kimberleeshantel: LMAO
(12:58:49 AM) rosalienemmett: maybe nipple pasties if we want to be modest

Shantel · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:14 am

Oldies From Heathyr:

Heathyr's love for Raine > Heathyr's love for me.

Quote:

(1:59:36 AM) Heathyr: Did you know OLP performed in halifax not so long ago
(1:59:43 AM) Heathyr: And you didn't kidnap Raine for me?
(1:59:47 AM) Heathyr: Bitch. :-p

Canada > America

Quote:

(12:24:19 AM) Heathyr: Canada is so effing clean
(12:24:22 AM) KimberleeShantel: Lmao that's right down the road from me
(12:24:23 AM) Heathyr: I wanna live there
(12:24:32 AM) KimberleeShantel: LMAO
(12:24:41 AM) KimberleeShantel: Yeah, we don't litter and shit here
(12:24:43 AM) KimberleeShantel: WE COOL LIKE THAT
(12:24:44 AM) KimberleeShantel: xD

Evil minds...

Quote:

(10:45:55 PM) Heathyr: dare Carlisle to do a whole post in gangsta
(10:46:00 PM) KimberleeShantel: LMFAO NO
(10:46:01 PM) KimberleeShantel: BETTER
(10:46:09 PM) Heathyr: What?
(10:46:25 PM) KimberleeShantel: I dared her to have Carlisle strut into the party wearing only baby blue boxers and his stethoscope
(10:46:37 PM) Heathyr: LMAO
(10:46:44 PM) Heathyr: dare Jasper to do it then
(10:46:47 PM) KimberleeShantel: And he has to check everyone's heart beat with it, regardless of their species
(10:46:53 PM) Heathyr: LMAO
(10:47:05 PM) KimberleeShantel: LMAO I'm SOOOO tempted to dare Jasper to smell a shoe, and write a 1000 word post about how bad it smells

Consequence = boobs.

Quote:

(1:16:16 AM) Heathyr: So, I have a dare for Trinity
(1:17:19 AM) KimberleeShantel: okies
(1:17:43 AM) Heathyr: Her next post needs to be done backwards... as in every sentence backwards and every word backwards.
(1:18:00 AM) KimberleeShantel: LMFAO FUCK
(1:18:13 AM) KimberleeShantel: Wait
(1:18:21 AM) Heathyr: lol
(1:18:22 AM) KimberleeShantel: What's the consequence
(1:18:29 AM) Heathyr: ummm
(1:29:23 AM) Heathyr: NUDIES
(1:29:32 AM) Heathyr: ok, a boobie shot sent to all admin

True love.

Quote:

(2:37:54 AM) Heathyr: wanna come to Ohio and have a partay?
(2:37:59 AM) KimberleeShantel: CHYES
(2:38:04 AM) Heathyr: I'll sex you up if my hubby can watch LMAO

Hello, Shantel's friend!

Quote:

(8:12:05 PM) Heathyr: omg who is that hottie?
(8:12:14 PM) KimberleeShantel: Jeff
(8:12:30 PM) Heathyr: please tell me you're having hot steamy sex with him
(8:15:51 PM) Heathyr: you need to be
(8:17:20 PM) Heathyr: I want a detailed write up too
(8:17:23 PM) Heathyr: and pictures

Thanks for the fog horn, ho.

Quote:

(4:14:41 AM) KimberleeShantel: YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THAT TEXT
(4:14:43 AM) KimberleeShantel: lmfao
(4:14:47 AM) Heathyr: omg I am so sorry
(4:14:54 AM) KimberleeShantel: My ring tone is loud, and it's Muse - Super massive black hole
(4:14:56 AM) Heathyr: She was scaring me, to be honest
(4:15:08 AM) Heathyr: LMAO
(4:15:15 AM) KimberleeShantel: I swear I never jumped out of bed quicker. Always think it's a fucking fog horn or a murderer or something.

Analogy, anyone?

Quote:

(4:28:52 AM) Heathyr: Man, she is so fucking intense
(4:29:37 AM) Heathyr: Psycho, I want to cut you up into tiny pieces and feed you to the pigs on a pig farm kinda intense.

Jasper scissor hands.

Quote:

(11:42:30 PM) KimberleeShantel: Have you seen the Jasper vs Edward scissor hands?
(11:50:39 PM) Heathyr: omg
(11:50:44 PM) Heathyr: that is fucking hilarious
(11:50:48 PM) KimberleeShantel: Is that not the funniest ting ever?
(11:50:49 PM) kimberleeshantel lmfao
(11:50:55 PM) Heathyr: lol
(11:50:59 PM) Heathyr: did Lauren see it?
(11:51:01 PM) KimberleeShantel: lmfao yes
(11:51:09 PM) Lauren: LMAO FUCK U
(11:51:17 PM) Lauren: DTFU
(11:51:24) Lauren: ILL SHOVE MY PENCIL UP YOUR GEBITALS
(11:51:26 PM) KimberleeShantel: She wasn't happy lmfao
(11:51:35 PM) Heathyr: LMAO

Heathyr · **Joined:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:47 am **Posts:** 30

CLASSIC LAURENISMS
Because we all love her.

Earphones and Noses don't mix & Bathing in Semen.

Quote:

(2:30:14 AM) blueyeskillme88: omg
(2:30:25 AM) blueyeskillme88: if you put headphones up your nose, you can hear music coming from your mouth
(2:30:47 AM) rosalienemmett: wtf?
(2:31:02 AM) blueyeskillme88: try it
(2:31:16 AM) rosalienemmett: umm no
(2:31:20 AM) blueyeskillme88: it works
(2:31:47 AM) rosalienemmett: Mike is laughing at you <3
(2:33:18 AM) blueyeskillme88: its ok so am i
(2:33:24 AM) blueyeskillme88:I had Michael buble coming from my mouth
(2:34:54 AM) rosalienemmett:why did you put headphones in your nose?
(2:35:05 AM) blueyeskillme88:Cause MLIA told me to
(2:35:27 AM) rosalienemmett:Mike said "Why is Michael Buble cumming in her mouth?"
(2:35:31 AM) rosalienemmett:*snickers*
(2:35:46 AM) blueyeskillme88:Oh god I wish
(2:35:56 AM) rosalienemmett:eww
(2:35:57 AM) rosalienemmett:lol
(2:36:10 AM) blueyeskillme88:-wiggles eyebrows-
(2:36:25 AM) blueyeskillme88:are you telling me that you dont want Raines cum in your mouth?
(2:36:45 AM) rosalienemmett:omg
(2:36:51 AM) rosalienemmett:I want to bathe in it.
(2:37:02 AM) blueyeskillme88:see?
(2:37:05 AM) rosalienemmett:lol
(2:37:08 AM) rosalienemmett:fair enough

Lotion

Quote:

6:07:59 PM) blueyeskillme88: -headdesk-
(6:08:16 PM) blueyeskillme88: Michael, the boy with aspergers, keeps trying to tell me about his hormones
(6:08:22 PM) blueyeskillme88: and he just randomly told me that he masturbates
(6:08:55 PM) rosalienemmett: LMAO
(6:09:07 PM) rosalienemmett: ask him what brand of lotion he prefers.
(6:09:10 PM) blueyeskillme88: no
(6:09:11 PM) blueyeskillme88: lol
(6:09:50 PM) rosalienemmett: might as well have fun at someone elses expense, sweetie

Our horny drunkaholic <3

Quote:

(12:16:26 AM) blueyeskillme88: give some btb. im horny.
(12:16:29 AM) blueyeskillme88: ...om
(12:16:29 AM) blueyeskillme88: g
(12:16:37 AM) rosalienemmett: LMMFAO
(12:16:44 AM) blueyeskillme88: i...just said that
(12:16:55 AM) blueyeskillme88: bahaha
(12:16:57 AM) blueyeskillme88: well?
(12:16:58 AM) blueyeskillme88: go start.
(12:17:05 AM) blueyeskillme88: dont give a fuck where

30 minutes later, she's still drunk and horny

Quote:

12:41:39 AM) blueyeskillme88:are you posting?
(12:41:42 AM) blueyeskillme88:still horny over here
(12:48:43 AM) blueyeskillme88:are you posting?
(12:48:46 AM) blueyeskillme88: are ya?
(12:48:48 AM) blueyeskillme88: are ua?
(12:48:50 AM) blueyeskillme88: are ya?
(12:48:57 AM) rosalienemmett: hush
(12:49:08 AM) blueyeskillme88: :'(
(12:49:12 AM) blueyeskillme88: but...but...
(12:49:15 AM) blueyeskillme88: bbut i love you
(12:49:34 AM) rosalienemmett: lol
(12:49:36 AM) rosalienemmett: I love you too
(12:49:44 AM) blueyeskillme88: but...but...
(12:49:45 AM) rosalienemmett: go have another drink, you're cracking me up

She's a smelly hobag.

Quote:

(10:16:45 PM) blueyeskillme88: -farts in your general direction-
(10:16:57 PM) rosalienemmett: heyyy
(10:17:08 PM) blueyeskillme88: knew that would get your attention
(10:17:09 PM) blueyeskillme88: ;)
10:20:28 PM) blueyeskillme88: geez louise i hate being bloated. it makes me gassy.
(10:20:29 PM) blueyeskillme88: lmfao
(10:20:41 PM) rosalienemmett: LMAO

Ouchie.

Quote:

6:33:56 PM) blueyeskillme88: MY UTERUS IS FALLING OUUUT

Bad Boss.

Quote:

(11:08:43 AM) blueyeskillme88: i hired you as my employee
(11:09:02 AM) rosalienemmett: I don't want to work for you. You don't pay enough :D
(11:09:08 AM) blueyeskillme88: hey now
(11:09:14 AM) blueyeskillme88: you will get on your knees and work, bitch
(11:09:20 AM) rosalienemmett: You can pay me in sexual favors and good BTB :-P
(11:09:56 AM) blueyeskillme88: Deal

Shantel · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:48 pm

From Kaybird:

No Taylor Swift nipples here!

Quote:

(9:19:46 PM) KimberleeShantel: Taylor Swift makes my life
(9:20:03 PM) Kaybird: O.o
(9:20:19 PM) KimberleeShantel: she went on stage while Keith Urban was performing, dressed like that.
(9:20:51 PM) Kaybird: OMG
(9:20:54 PM) Kaybird: Which one is her?! XD
(9:21:07 PM) Kaybird: Oh, duh
(9:21:07 PM) Kaybird: lmao
(9:21:15 PM) Kaybird: only one whose nipples you can't see.

WE IS NOT PUDGE

Quote:

(6:22:30 PM) Kaybird: But the one thing I've got to say about **** -- he certainly is fit.
(6:22:41 PM) KimberleeShantel: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(6:22:46 PM) Kaybird: SHUTTUP
(6:22:52 PM) Kaybird: I'm just saying he's not a pudge! lmao
(6:23:01 PM) Kaybird: I AM a pudge
(6:23:21 PM) KimberleeShantel: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND SKINNY AS FUCK, YOU WHORE
(6:23:55 PM) Kaybird: I is PUDGE. :-P
(6:24:12 PM) Kaybird: I IS NOT LIE
(6:25:03 PM) KimberleeShantel: AND YOU ARE NOT PUDGE
(6:25:10 PM) Kaybird: I IS TOO
(6:26:24 PM) KimberleeShantel: NO YOU IS NOT
(6:26:39 PM) Kaybird: ....I CAN PROVE THIS
(6:26:44 PM) KimberleeShantel: I can cut you

THANKS, RINNE.

Quote:

(10:27:23 AM) Kaybird: I love that when I say Ice and Comet are going to sacrifice you to the Gods, Rinne just goes "Oh, okay!" and goes back to work.
(10:28:11 AM) KimberleeShantel: LMFAO
(10:28:24 AM) KimberleeShantel: Thanks, Rinne. -__-

Shantel · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:02 pm

From Lauren:

Lauren + Mike's Hard =

Quote:

(1:47:37 AM) Lauren: i wanna make xookies
(1:47:38 AM) Lauren: cookies too
(1:47:43 AM) Lauren: those are better than xookies
(1:48:16 AM) Lauren: hey, i can see with one eye

Jake + Nessie BTB? [Edited out some randomness between messages]

Quote:

(1:17:28 AM) Lauren: i just told heathyr to start a btb
(1:17:31 AM) Lauren: so i say the sae to you
(1:17:34 AM) Lauren: best btb gets a prizse
(1:18:36 AM) Lauren: OMGAUH
(1:18:39 AM) Lauren: JAKE AND NESSIE BTB
(1:18:50 AM) KimberleeShantel: LMFAO EDWARD WOULD MASSACRE
(1:43:24 AM) KimberleeShantel: Edward will slaughter jacob for banging her before marriage
(1:50:46 AM) Lauren: ill say i fucked his daughter while i was shitfaced
(1:52:52 AM) Lauren: hell surely understand

Lauren · **Joined:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:49 am **Posts:** 36

So, I had this dream at 4:00 this morning...

Quote:

i also hada really weird dream about heathyr that kind ofdisturbed me

KimberleeShantel5:25 AM
LOL do share!

blueyeskillme885:26 AM
Its really hard tyo put into words. ill try.
5:26 AM
so theres this lady out to get me or take over the world by getting to me or something
5:26 AM
and just as she begins to deploy her evil plan, heathyr comes in and like, destroys her, but destroys herself with her
5:27 AM
and then like, there was something about it that I knew she would come bacl (Heathyr, that is) like the Phoenix. So I wait around and my roommates are being realy weird, random guys are over
5:27 AM
i go back into my room, and theres...a pug
5:27 AM
and I KNEW it was Heathyr

KimberleeShantel5:27 AM
-roaring with laughter-

blueyeskillme885:28 AM
lmfao
5:28 AM
and then like, i start petting 'Heathyr' and ike I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER
5:28 AM
and then she keeps yelling in a pug voice, I LOOOVE YOUUU
5:28 AM
I LOOOOVE YOUUU

KimberleeShantel5:28 AM
LMFAO this is what stress does to you. -roars-

blueyeskillme885:28 AM
so we go outside
5:29 AM
and we're on some sort of mission
5:29 AM
but then she 'says' something that i didnt like so i threw my phone at her
5:29 AM
and then she starts laughing in her pug voice and was like now you have to come get it, but be careful where you step! Bahahaha and runs

KimberleeShantel5:29 AM
Lmfao!

blueyeskillme885:29 AM
And thats all I remember.

KimberleeShantel5:30 AM
lmfao you are -FUCKED-

blueyeskillme885:30 AM
WHATS THAT MEAN?

KimberleeShantel5:32 AM
-snickers like mad- I had a dream last night that You, Kaybird and Sarah teamed up to make a website about how ugly the pictures are that I take. And I got pissed so you were like "RAWR, I TAKE NO PART IN THIS ANYMORE' lmafo
5:33 AM
Cleary nowhere near as amazing as your dream

Shantel · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:05 pm

Welcome To Bittersweetness, Lewis!

Quote:

Alicia: Damn, why do gay men have nice asses.
Lewis: I was thinking about Alice...
Lewis: And I looked down...
Lewis: xD
Alicia: LOLWTF LEWIS THAT'S JUST CREEPY
Lewis: Just thought you'd all like to know who i get hard over.
Shantel: LMFAO
Lewis: what? its useful info xD
Comet: LOL...XDDDD
Shantel: Omgah lmfao Best.Convo.Ever
Lewis: going on bitersweetness?
Shantel: Lmfao quite possibly

Lauren · **Joined:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:49 am **Posts:** 36

On having Edward walk in on Jacob and Renesmee:

Quote:

LauRent says:
damn
i think edward should burst in the house and see all the clothes
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
LMAO
LauRent says:
tempted to not post and ask her to
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
-roars-
Nessie: We were on fire, daddy! We had to take them off!
LauRent says:
LOL
Jake: And the only way to stop the fire was to get in bed
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
Nessie: And after the fire was gone, we got cold so we needed body warmth to stay alive.
LauRent says:
Jake: Yeah, yeah, and, and, um, uh, well, you know my thing got cold too and needed a place to hide...
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
Nessie: And you know I'd do anything for him...
LauRent says:
Jake: And then she started leaking, so I HAD to plug her up...
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
Nessie: There's a good chance it might happen again in about five minutes so... you should go... before you catch on fire and we have to kill you.
LauRent says:
Jake: Right. Because theres no way Im letting you protect your thing in my ass.
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
Nessie: And frankly, I don't love you enough to protect your -anything-, dad.
LauRent says:
Jake: Plus that would be incest.
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
Nessie: See why I banged him? I mean.. protected him?
LauRent says:
Jake: And how could I resist fuck-i mean, watching over her?
The days feel like years when I'm alone. says:
Nessie: I'm in good hands. .. very... good, hands. So run along! Go unleash your tears on your baby grand and leave us to protect each other
LauRent says:
Jacob: Shoo, fly.

Kaybird · **Posted:** Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:41 pm

Heathyr · **Joined:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:47 am **Posts:** 30

This is what I get for reading my Cultural Anthropology book....

(10:14:36 PM) rosalienemmett: so there's these chimps called bonobos, right? If tow of them see something that is of interest to both, they will stop and rub their genitals together over and over until they find peace.
(10:14:43 PM) rosalienemmett: so... wanna be bonobos?
(10:14:53 PM) rosalienemmett: :D
(10:15:00 PM) kimberleeshantel: LMFAO
(10:15:02 PM) kimberleeshantel: WHAT
(10:15:02 PM) kimberleeshantel: LMFAO
(10:15:06 PM) kimberleeshantel: THAT IS THE MOST RANDOM THING
(10:15:09 PM) kimberleeshantel: ANYONE HAS EVER SAID
(10:15:09 PM) kimberleeshantel: LMFAO

Aria Mancino · **Posted:** Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:14 pm

(from text messages)

Juki: I LOVE YOU LIKE WHOA!
Shantel: I love you like wang!
Juki: :(

Heathyr · **Joined:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:47 am **Posts:** 30

This is what I get for being hyper at 6:24am! :D

(6:21:48 AM) rosalienemmett: she just... gets psycho
(6:22:20 AM) kimberleeshantel: Oh yeah lmfao
(6:22:40 AM) rosalienemmett: like... cut you up and feed you to pigs psycho
(6:22:42 AM) rosalienemmett: LMFAO

Brittany · **Posted:** Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:32 am

Conversations with Shantel at 3:30am xD

Your precious heart, broken and scarred. says:
LMFAO
Dear Britt: I apologize. Now Eff you
†-Brittany-†™|| You took a dream, made it real. || Here you are with my heart || says:
Dear Kimberlee:: You're gorgeous and as much as I'd love to take you on the kitchen floor right now,
It's cold down there and I prefer the warmth of my bed which is only big enough for one.
Your precious heart, broken and scarred. says:
LMFAO LMFAOLMAFOLMFAO
I JUST SPIT POP
EVERYWHERE
AND BIT MY TONGUE
†-Brittany-†™|| You took a dream, made it real. || Here you are with my heart || says:
Well that's fantastic I just FELL off my BED
Your precious heart, broken and scarred. says:
LMAO
†-Brittany-†™|| You took a dream, made it real. || Here you are with my heart || says:
because you made me laugh
Your precious heart, broken and scarred. says:
I make everyone laugh. It's my reason d'etre
†-Brittany-†™|| You took a dream, made it real. || Here you are with my heart || says:
de who?
Your precious heart, broken and scarred. says:
LOL reason d'etre is a french saying for my reason of being
†-Brittany-†™|| You took a dream, made it real. || Here you are with my heart || says:
O.O
Ohh